Things that Make Me Itch♥

1. Plies
This includes his physical appearance, his voice, and his catch phrases (i.e., "it's Pliiiiiiiiiiies Baaaaaaaaaaaby")
2. Nicki Minaj's voice
3. The old pedophile from Family Guy
4. Things with more than four legs
5. Lil' Wayne's face
6. Dancing Midgets (or Little People, if you're into all that PC stuff)
7. Shaq's lazy eye
8. Orange hair
9. Dirty sneakers
10. Jeans that are ratty and stringy at the bottom, and drag on the floor
11. Dreds on white people...I'm sorry. I just can't...
12. Velour jogging suits (not wearing them, looking at other people wearing them)
13. Old people with hair growing out of their ears
14. Feet (I don't care how smooth, pretty, or attractive you THINK they are. They're still feet. Ugh)
15. People with loose dentures
16. People with ill-fitting dentures
17. Coogi
18. Liquid leggings
19. Olives
20. Girls who wear K-swiss to the club (yes, they do that. Here. )
21. Gucci Mane and anything remotely associated with him
22. Lips that are 7 shades darker than the face they inhabit
23. White eyeliner
24. Khia. No explanation needed.
25. Pants or shorts with writing across the butt
26. People who take pics and post them on the web with their background looking a mess (i.e., no sheets on the mattress, unflushed toilet, overflowing trash bins, etc. Nasty.)
TBC....
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RaNT!!!!♥

I am beYOND irritated right now!!
I'm the first to admit that I suffer from road rage. It's pretty bad. I'll follow you to your destination just so I can cuss you out. I'll stop and put my car in park if you're riding my a**. I know it's petty, I know many-a-driver have called me all types of b*tches and a*sholes, and I know I should stop since there are crazy people out there who will bust a cap in that ass if I jump stupid have worse road rage than me...
So, that being said...one time for the old a*s BAT that wants to do 25 down a 40mph street, put on her blinker a foot away from the corner she's about to turn, then take 15 minutes just to turn, causing me and everyone behind her to pretty much have to come to a complete hault. Old bitty.
But I digress...
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