Showing posts with label Road Rage Chronicles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Road Rage Chronicles. Show all posts

On the Road Again...♥

Today I went out with my best friend to set up her baby registries. She's having a little boy in March...It's still weird to me. This is the closest I've been to someone during pregnancy...I grew up in the 'hood and half the girls my age were pregnant while we were in middle school. As far as I was concerned, pregnancy was contagious and my mama wasn't raising nobody's babies! I didn't want any parts of that! So it's still kinda weird to me every time I see my bestie. I keep saying, "Oh my gosh, there's a human in there" lol.
On our way to one of the stores, we took the expressway but there must have been an accident or something up ahead because traffic was backed up. So my bestie (who was driving) decided to get off at the next exit. As we're getting off, a semi is behind us and he blows his horn at her. We're on the exit ramp, first of all, so who the F does he think he's rushing? Second of all, the traffic is literally moving between 0 and 5 mph. Again, who the F is he rushing?? So he blows again. What does my bestie do? She blows back. Over and over. And over. We got massive amounts of WTF stares. Lol. So by now we're pulling into a red light at the end of the exit ramp. Semi pulls up in the lane on our right, and clearly I flipped him off. Do you know this creep stopped his big ol' truck and hopped out (well not out, but hanging off that bar thing they hold on to to get into the truck) and points at us and yells "YOU GOT A PROBLEM????" 
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My bestie and I simultaneously BUSTED out laughing at him, in his face. Loudly. Haha. You're mad, huh?
He got back in his lil' truck and rode off. All 5 feet of him. And his baggy overalls. Bwahahaha.


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RaNT!!!!♥

I am beYOND irritated right now!!
I'm the first to admit that I suffer from road rage. It's pretty bad. I'll follow you to your destination just so I can cuss you out. I'll stop and put my car in park if you're riding my a**. I know it's petty, I know many-a-driver have called me all types of b*tches and a*sholes, and I know I should stop since there are crazy people out there who will bust a cap in that ass if I jump stupid have worse road rage than me...
So, that being said...one time for the old a*s BAT that wants to do 25 down a 40mph street, put on her blinker a foot away from the corner she's about to turn, then take 15 minutes just to turn, causing me and everyone behind her to pretty much have to come to a complete hault. Old bitty.
But I digress...
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